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Song Parodies -> "Chef"
Original Song Title:
"Hero"
Original Performer:
Enrique Eglasias
Parody Song Title:
"Chef"
Parody Written by:
Traa Mithos
The Lyrics
Would you eat, If I asked you to eat,
Would you drink, If you saw me drinking,
Would you eat my steak, tonight?
Would you tremble, If the rice was too hot,
Would you gulp down my roast?
Would you scream if the potatoes,
Burned your mouth, tonight?
Oh, I can be your chef, baby,
I'll make those pancakes turn,
I can cook for you forever,
I'll roast it til it burns.
Would you put,
More salt on my beans,
Would you glaze,
My big doughnuts,
Would you bake my cake tonight?
Oh, I can be your chef, baby,
I'll make those pancakes turn,
I can cook for you forever,
I'll roast it til it burns.
Would you drink, If you saw me drinking,
Would you eat my steak, tonight?
Would you tremble, If the rice was too hot,
Would you gulp down my roast?
Would you scream if the potatoes,
Burned your mouth, tonight?
Oh, I can be your chef, baby,
I'll make those pancakes turn,
I can cook for you forever,
I'll roast it til it burns.
Would you put,
More salt on my beans,
Would you glaze,
My big doughnuts,
Would you bake my cake tonight?
Oh, I can be your chef, baby,
I'll make those pancakes turn,
I can cook for you forever,
I'll roast it til it burns.
Heh...good ole' Enrique.
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