Song Parodies -> "Toothbrush"

Original Song Title:

"Hero"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Enrique Iglesias

Parody Song Title:

"Toothbrush"

Parody Written by:

Katie Parker

The Lyrics

Would you brush, if i asked you to brush?
Would you floss, and never hold back?
Would you rinse, if you saw me rinsing?
Would you brush your teeth tonight?

Would you tremble, when the paste touched your lips?
Would you spit? Oh please tell me this?
Now would you brush, for the one you love?
Use the good toothpaste tonight.

I can be your toothbush, baby.
I can brush away the plaque.
I could brush your teeth forever.
I can take bad breath away.

Would you swear, you wont brush up and down?
Would you reach, back and forth, all around?
Is the toothpaste sweet? Does it have flouride?
I don't care, just brush tonight

I can be your toothbrush, baby.
I can brush away the plaque, (oh yeah).
I will brush your teeth forever.
I can take bad breath away.

Oh
I just want to brush them,
I just want to brush them.
Oh yeah

Was the toothpaste cheap?
Or a real good buy?
I don't care, just brush, tonight.

I can be your toothbrush, baby.
I can brush away the plaque, (oh yeah).
No more gingivitis, forever!
I can take bad breath away.

I can take bad breath away.......(gurgle gurgle)

I can be, your toothbrush.

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