-> "Ichiro"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Hero"
 (MP3)  
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Ichiro"
				Parody Written by: 
A.C. Lawrence
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			(You can be Ichiro)
Would you swing if I asked you to swing?
Would you run to first base?
Would you slide if you saw me sliding?
Would you play right field tonight?
Would you fly out for a sacrifice?
Would you take one for the team?
Now would you win a batting title?
Oh, score the game-winning run tonight
You can be Ichiro.....maybe
You can make the major leagues
I will train with you forever
Even though you're not Japanese
Would you swear that I'll be your agent?
Would you give me ten percent?
Oh my pee-wee, we're running out of time
I don't care, we'll be just fine
You can be Ichiro.....maybe
You can make the major leagues
I will train with you forever
Even though you're not Japanese
Oh, I'm gonna be rich
I'm gonna be rich, oh yeah
My pee-wee, we're running out of time
I don't care, we'll be just fine
You can be Ichiro.....maybe
You can make the major leagues
I will train with you forever
Even though you're not Japanese
And you can be Ichiro!
You can make the major leagues!
And I will train with you forever!
Even though you're not Japanese
Even though you're not Japanese
You can be Ichiro
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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