Song Parodies -> "Subway: Eat Fresh"

Original Song Title:

"Escape"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Subway: Eat Fresh"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

[I'm at Subway again]
Here's,
How it goes
I was get-ting tired of McDonald's, yeah
Ev-er-y night
I had fries
And a super-sized chocolate shake
I needed
Something better to eat, yeah

Chorus:
If I feel like eating
Sun Chips and a bag of Lays
I'll be out dining
A 6 inch ham on rye, I'll be at Subway, oh yeah.
A 6 inch ham on rye, I'll be at Subway, oh yeah.

So
If you go
Have a sub
And you can lose a whole lot of fat
So fast
Like Jared
From just eating subs and water, if that's all
You have
You will lose 300 pounds.

Chorus:
If I feel like eating
Sun Chips and a bag of Lays
I'll be out dining
A 6 inch ham on rye, I'll be at Subway, oh yeah.
A 6 inch ham on rye, I'll be at Subway, oh yeah.

A 6 inch
Ham on rye
I'll be at Subway, oh yeah.
A 6 inch
Ham on rye
I'll be at Subway, oh yeah.

Here's
How it goes
I just got sick of Hardees.

Chorus (3 x):
If I feel like eating
Sun Chips and a bag of Lays
I'll be out dining
A 6 inch ham on rye, I'll be at Subway, oh yeah.
A 6 inch ham on rye, I'll be at Subway, oh yeah.

(High whiny voices):

Ham on rye-ey-ey
Ham on rye-ey-ey
Ham on rye-ey-ey
Ham on rye-ey-ey
Ham on rye-ey-ey
Ham on rye-ey-ey
Ham on rye-ey-ey
Ham on rye-ey-ey
Ham on rye-ey-ey
Ham on rye-ey-ey

A 6 inch ham on rye, I'll be at Subway, oh yeah.

lebeiw15@hotmail.com

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george - May 16, 2003 - Report this comment

that song was so freakn stupid i honestly didnt even know if it was meant to be funny till it said that. it so stupid. it doesnt ryme or make sense. man dont try to be funny anymore k? cause dude you suck.

lebeiw15 - May 21, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks George, I love you too.

Anabel Flores - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment

I think that Subway is a good restaurant for people because it has some healthy food and the service is also good.

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