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Song Parodies -> "New Forms of Life"
Original Song Title:
"Bring Me to Life"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Evanescence
Parody Song Title:
"New Forms of Life"
Parody Written by:
Below Average Dave
The Lyrics
I'm at soundclick.com/badave
I'm gaining weight beneath my shirt, sweat from my pores
feeling a kick, this is a chore
I'm eating ev'ry crumb
I'm feeling cold (oooooh)
I think I'll name it something bold
I think I need Advil to make the pain go
(Oh My God)
What is this inside
(A robot bod)
What is this inside
(Honey???)
What the hell did you put in my gut
(Oh My God)
It's arm is a gun
(That can't be right)
It has a helmet on
(Oh jeese)
Save me from this monster in my tum
Doctor wants a new ultrasound
No psycho baby
Brought it to me, this thing is real???
New form of Life
(Wake me up)
This must be a dream
(No sippy cup)
This thing makes me scream
(Save me)
Lord above, what the hell's going on
(My semen)
What'd you park here hun
(What's wrong with them)
It looks like shoes are on
(Oh please)
save me from whatever this becomes
New form of life
(Hope this thing ain't a fright, what is that inside)
New form of life
Poking my side, it hurts so much
I feel a shove coming
Think I'm due I can feel its metal head
(I see his feet they are so blue and shiny
His middle parts are metal's far as I can see)
This is going way to fast it seems
He's got big eyes, a robot being?
(A helmet on
A metal slong
A loaded gun)
What's going on here
(He's not mine that's for sure)
New form of life
(Mega Man)
He is from your side
(Its Mega Man)
Guess he's a good guy
(Lordy)
Fear his name if you're up to no good
(Waking up)
He's my brand new son
(He's waking up)
He's not a normal one
(Happy)
He is gonna be a star Capcom!
New Form of Life
(He's been born to my wife, He's real no lie)
New Form of Life
feeling a kick, this is a chore
I'm eating ev'ry crumb
I'm feeling cold (oooooh)
I think I'll name it something bold
I think I need Advil to make the pain go
(Oh My God)
What is this inside
(A robot bod)
What is this inside
(Honey???)
What the hell did you put in my gut
(Oh My God)
It's arm is a gun
(That can't be right)
It has a helmet on
(Oh jeese)
Save me from this monster in my tum
Doctor wants a new ultrasound
No psycho baby
Brought it to me, this thing is real???
New form of Life
(Wake me up)
This must be a dream
(No sippy cup)
This thing makes me scream
(Save me)
Lord above, what the hell's going on
(My semen)
What'd you park here hun
(What's wrong with them)
It looks like shoes are on
(Oh please)
save me from whatever this becomes
New form of life
(Hope this thing ain't a fright, what is that inside)
New form of life
Poking my side, it hurts so much
I feel a shove coming
Think I'm due I can feel its metal head
(I see his feet they are so blue and shiny
His middle parts are metal's far as I can see)
This is going way to fast it seems
He's got big eyes, a robot being?
(A helmet on
A metal slong
A loaded gun)
What's going on here
(He's not mine that's for sure)
New form of life
(Mega Man)
He is from your side
(Its Mega Man)
Guess he's a good guy
(Lordy)
Fear his name if you're up to no good
(Waking up)
He's my brand new son
(He's waking up)
He's not a normal one
(Happy)
He is gonna be a star Capcom!
New Form of Life
(He's been born to my wife, He's real no lie)
New Form of Life
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While I don't normally advocate abortions if your wife is giving birth to an evil blue mechanical monster then I guess your only option at that point is to get an abortion.... Strange one here Dave. Never really followed the Mega Man series of games but I know enough to realize who he is and this was just sheer craziness.
This is a great OS, but in serious danger of soon being labeled a one hit wonder. Totally lost on the subject of the parody, but I followed it through so I'm voting and commenting anyway. :-)
Very cool!!!
Evanescence has a lot more songs than just one. "My Immortal" and "Call Me When You're Sober" are hits of her's as well.
Once again, the video game reference was beyond me, but still the subject matter was interesting, creepy but in a good way. Also noteworthy that you kept the narrative POV a female like the OS.
(ABC M/N) Bizarre, but very interesting. Great work, Dave. I really enjoyed this satire. Wow, this would be awesome to give birth to Mega Man, even if too much pain is involved. I'd love to have a mechanical android son someday...LOL!! 555.
At the beginning, I saw this going in a completely different direction. With the "eating every crumb" line, my potty humor side thought you were going to name a massive dump (I can't be the only one that has done that haha). Anyway, nice work, I love the OS and this was a very interesting story to go along with it.
(ABC) Love dat Mega Man! I thought this one was awesome Dave. I don't think you could've written this one any better! Amazingly funny and bizarre, but that just adds to it's hilarity.
(ABC) Wow Dave, you're way out there on a whole nother planet. I love Mega Man, so I was really liking this one! the WB channel had a Mega Man cartoon show on Saturday mornings that my brother and I used to watch together, it reminded me of that oddly. LOL!
(ABC5) "A metal slong" what? Besides that...whatever it was, this was a very intriguing parody, starting out as a simple "I'm pregnant, ZOMG" piece, then it goes right into horror and ends on a video game reference. Gotta say, didn't see that one coming. 555!
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