Song Parodies -> "Turnip Soup"

Original Song Title:

"Tourniquet"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Evanescence

Parody Song Title:

"Turnip Soup"

Parody Written by:

Fuzzbean

The Lyrics

Perhaps not politically correct!

I tried to lose some weight
But only gained more
(So much more)
I keep eating
And I'm pouring crimson regret with each meal
I'm biting, chewing, swallowing and drinking
Am I too fat to be saved?
Am I too fat?

My God, this turnip soup!
I want fried eggs and bacon
My God, this turnip soup!
I want fried eggs and bacon

Do you recognize me?
Thin for so long
Will you pretend I'm not obese
Or will you laugh at me?
I'm biting, chewing, swallowing and drinking
Am I too fat to be saved?
Am I too fat?

My God, this turnip soup!
I want fried eggs and bacon
My God, this turnip soup!
I want fried eggs and bacon

(I want fried eggs and bacon)

(I WANT TO EAT)

My God, this turnip soup!
I want fried eggs and bacon
My God, this turnip soup!
I want fried eggs and bacon

My stomach cries for the gravy
My soul cries for the liverwurst
Will they be denied?
Christ! This turnip soup!
(It needs some salt)

(I want fried eggs and bacon)
(I want fried eggs and bacon)

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