Song Parodies -> "(It Takes Me) Forever"

Original Song Title:

"Going Under"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Evanescence

Parody Song Title:

"(It Takes Me) Forever"

Parody Written by:

AVM

The Lyrics

This song is dedicated to my good friend and karate teacher, Bill. I ALWAYS take forever trying to get my karate outfit on, and he ALWAYS jokes about it. So, this is for you, Bill!

Now I must tell you how long it takes me
To get ready in the A.M.
Twisting, and turning trying to get out of bed
My breakfast is still waiting
(It takes me forever)
Try to smash the alarm clock it's torturing me
Maybe I'll wake up for once
I've got to get dressed get and ready for school
Just when I thought I woke up early
It's 1 in the evening

It takes me forever
I'm trying to stay calm (I can't)
I'll just have a burger
I've got to make school
It takes me forever

The next morning I put on stupid make-up
Argg, lipstick got into my nose
The eyeliner somehow got into my ears
I'm rushing, rushing, I can't take this anymore
I'm wasting my life

It takes me forever
I'm trying to stay calm (I can't)
I'll just have a burger
I've got to make school

I've really got to leave
But I fell on the way out
The school bus better not leave
Without me, I can't keep taking forever

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