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Song Parodies -> "Jessica's A Fool"
Original Song Title:
"Everybody's Fool"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Evanescence
Parody Song Title:
"Jessica's A Fool"
Parody Written by:
Viktoria Holsey
The Lyrics
Just tried to find a song to express my feeling about the Simpson-sisters..
"Perfect by nature"
That's what somebody thinks, but
I know she's different
Fake from the top to toe
She never was and never will be
She can't sing and she's a newbie
We all know that Jessica's a fool
Her sister's no better
'Lala' is all that she does
Oh, why did God not
Give them a brain or two
Oh yeah, we know they
Never were and never will be
Just as smart as poohead Howie
We all know the sisters are the fools
With daddy's cash, they will not die
But in the end, the money wont laaast
We know the truth now
Blonde as the blondes are
They don't know what TV's are
And they never were and never will be
Simpson's suck and we all know it
We all know the sisters are the fools
That's what somebody thinks, but
I know she's different
Fake from the top to toe
She never was and never will be
She can't sing and she's a newbie
We all know that Jessica's a fool
Her sister's no better
'Lala' is all that she does
Oh, why did God not
Give them a brain or two
Oh yeah, we know they
Never were and never will be
Just as smart as poohead Howie
We all know the sisters are the fools
With daddy's cash, they will not die
But in the end, the money wont laaast
We know the truth now
Blonde as the blondes are
They don't know what TV's are
And they never were and never will be
Simpson's suck and we all know it
We all know the sisters are the fools
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Good diss, great pacing, I enjoyed it! 545.
LOL! :D
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