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Song Parodies -> "Beached Whale"
Original Song Title:
"Tourniquet"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Evanescence
Parody Song Title:
"Beached Whale"
Parody Written by:
Shanay-nay
The Lyrics
Dedicated to beached whales across the ocean.....
I tried to swim away,
But got washed back up,
I lay hungry,
And I'm dreaming of the plankton,
I'm a beached whale,
I'm dying, shriveling, dehydrating, and withering,
Am I too parched to be saved?
Am I too parched?
My vet, my beach patrol,
Return me to the water
My vet, my beach patrol,
Return me to the water
Do you remember me?
Swimming so strong?
Will you be on the other beach,
waiting for me?
I'm dying, shriveling, dehydrating, and withering.
Am I too parched to be saved?
Am I too parched?
My vet, my beach patrol,
Return me to the water,
My vet, my beach patrol,
Return me to the water.
My blowhole cries for the sea,
And I cry for deliverence,
Will I be denied brine?
Please, return,
My ocean.
But got washed back up,
I lay hungry,
And I'm dreaming of the plankton,
I'm a beached whale,
I'm dying, shriveling, dehydrating, and withering,
Am I too parched to be saved?
Am I too parched?
My vet, my beach patrol,
Return me to the water
My vet, my beach patrol,
Return me to the water
Do you remember me?
Swimming so strong?
Will you be on the other beach,
waiting for me?
I'm dying, shriveling, dehydrating, and withering.
Am I too parched to be saved?
Am I too parched?
My vet, my beach patrol,
Return me to the water,
My vet, my beach patrol,
Return me to the water.
My blowhole cries for the sea,
And I cry for deliverence,
Will I be denied brine?
Please, return,
My ocean.
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Nice parody. I enjoyed it. I love the song.
Wow :O That song sounds sad :( I really like it though, good job
Woo! This is funny as.
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