I'm so tired of you, my dear
Suggest that you just get outta here
Yes, now you have to leave
That much is what you must believe
Your odor still lingers here
Oh my God, leave me alone

Those prunes you served each meal
You pawned my rod and reel
Please, just wipe that grin from off your face

On our dates, you'd never pay for your beers
When you'd drive, you'd stripped off all the car's gears
I lost my lunch due to Britney Spears
When you made that bad... mix CD

You really aggravate me with your Donald Duck Nightlight
And the sounds that are piped out from your behind
Each night I wake from your unpleasant screams
Your cat he chased and ate up my prized canary

The booze you made me steal
That hunt for baby seals
Please just wipe that grin off from your face

Then you charged my name to an account with Sears
Parade the street and make licentious leers
Yes I have put up with a lot all these years
But now that's it from me

I'll be so damned glad for myself when you're gone
The stench of your hygiene
It will still come along

Nearly died when you called my grandparents queers
Then I screamed, you threw away all my tapes of "Cheers"
Yes, some times were grand through all these years
But right now, I've quit of thee, quit of thee, quit of thee