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Song Parodies -> "Call Before Hang-Overs"
Original Song Title:
"Call me When You're Sober"
Original Performer:
Evanescence
Parody Song Title:
"Call Before Hang-Overs"
Parody Written by:
Below Average Dave
The Lyrics
Not sure if this will be my Evanescence entry or not, but after writing it I had to submit it, it will likely be recorded. . .It is lesson based parody, kinda funny, more serious than intended though
Don't Cry to Me
Just pay the fee
You're lucky to be free
Don't hate me
I warned thee
Drank too much wine
Should've left your car
at the bar
So honey next time don't drink all that they sell
You're barely breathing
You're food hit the ceiling
and now you can't legally drive
Got a tooth-ache
Come cry to me
If you need me
Next time just please call me
I drink tea
and Pepsi
Just think next time
I just saw your name
Stop this game
You must be drinking, This pattern gets lame
Incredibly Wasted
No wonder you're naked
and street dancing on channel nine
and I'm too late
Please call to me
When you need me
I would come there for thee
Won't call me
I'll hold the key
You drink, I'll drive
You never call before hang-overs
You wait till morning when you're sober
You're sober
How Can I . . .Open Your Eyes
How Can I. . .This happens all the time
So next time we'll see
If you call me
'Cause I'll be there for thee
Don't lie to me
or get cold feet
Don't drink and drive
Just pay the fee
You're lucky to be free
Don't hate me
I warned thee
Drank too much wine
Should've left your car
at the bar
So honey next time don't drink all that they sell
You're barely breathing
You're food hit the ceiling
and now you can't legally drive
Got a tooth-ache
Come cry to me
If you need me
Next time just please call me
I drink tea
and Pepsi
Just think next time
I just saw your name
Stop this game
You must be drinking, This pattern gets lame
Incredibly Wasted
No wonder you're naked
and street dancing on channel nine
and I'm too late
Please call to me
When you need me
I would come there for thee
Won't call me
I'll hold the key
You drink, I'll drive
You never call before hang-overs
You wait till morning when you're sober
You're sober
How Can I . . .Open Your Eyes
How Can I. . .This happens all the time
So next time we'll see
If you call me
'Cause I'll be there for thee
Don't lie to me
or get cold feet
Don't drink and drive
And I mean that too my friends also, don't drink and drive. . .Check out the badave.com website for my recordings.
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Positive message for a serious subject with a good amount of humor as well ("your food hit the ceiling" and "No wonder you're naked
and street dancing on channel nine") make for a great cocktail. 5s.
http://www.badave.com/hosting/parody.php?st=48 This song has been recorded, check it out above
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