how can it be that this damn pint is on the floor
spilling it now my visions poor after the seventh one
the beer is cold my hand got frozen when I'll hold
it round the bottom there and sink it on one

(throw me up)
throwing up the pint
(I will throw up)
throwing up the pint
(quickly)
fetch the ale up quickly once you start
(throw me up)
vomiting's begun
(I can't throw up)
my throat burns when it comes
(See me)
see me as the drunkard I've become

now that I know the beer's are out
I want them quickly
here I can see double for real
bring me my pint

(throw me up)
throwing up the pint
(I will throw up)
throwing up the pint
(quickly)
fetch the ale up quickly once you start
(throw me up)
vomiting's begun
(I can't throw up)
my throat burns when it comes
(See me)
see me as the drunkard I've become

colder this time inside the pub it's good enough
barman only you understand what I just said

all these pints that you've been purchasing from me
acting an arse for everyone it's plain to see

I've been drinking a thousand beers it seems
got to say "I love you" to everything

without a thought with just a voice "one more to go"
just let me drink beer
there need be nothing more
bring me my pint

(throw me up)
throwing up the pint
(I will throw up)
throwing up the pint
(quickly)
fetch the ale up quickly once you start
(throw me up)
vomiting's begun
(I can't throw up)
my throat burns when it comes
(See me)
see me as the drunkard I've become

(Bring me my pint)
I've been drinking all night, there's nothing inside
(Bring me my pint)