I am dancing
With rabid jamberines
They are eating
All of the peas
In the entire ya, a, ard
A, a, ard, a, a, ard

All the time
I am dancing
But I'm not sure
So you better pants her
Love eating birds will surely come my way
A, a, a

All the time, my hair is getting longer
Every way, my muscles are getting stronger
Come what may, do you ever long for me to eat your toenails?

Everyday, the sun is getting closer
When you ride a roller coaster
So stick your face in a toaster
A, a, a, a, a

Pooping out on the sidewalk
Is against the law so don't do it
Even though it can be quite tempting

In all ways, you look like a turtle
That is why I call you Yertle
So go and sit on an egg
Eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs
I said you should go sit on an egg