Song Parodies -> "Sneeze"

Original Song Title:

"Breathe"

Original Performer:

Faith Hill

Parody Song Title:

"Sneeze"

Parody Written by:

Michael J. Fisher

The Lyrics

I could feel the droplets floating in the air
Infected phlegm you sprayed my way
I felt them land upon my eyes and face, you putz!
You shoulda called in sick today!

Now my temp is climbing past a hundred three
While I lie here deathly ill, it's true!
My whole head's clogged up with goo
The only thing I fear
Is that I just caught your flu!

'Cause I could feel your sneeze
It splashed all over me
And suddenly I knew I'd get sick too
There's nothing I could do
Baby like I asked for your disease??
Caught up in a funk
I cough up yellow junk
Baby can you pass the box of Kleenex tissues please?
I could feel your sneeze....your sneeze!

I just spent all of last evening throwing up
I couldn't keep a damn thing down
Sicker than I've ever felt before
And I know, with each blow
I should see my doc right now!

(Chorus)

Caught up in a funk
I cough up yellow junk
Baby can you pass the box of Kleenex tissues please?
I could feel your sneeze....

....your sneeze....

I could feel the droplets floating in the air
Infected phlegm you sprayed my way........

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