-> "MySpace"
Original Song Title:
"This Ain't a Scene, It's An Arms Race"
Parody Song Title:
"MySpace"
Parody Written by:
Secrets of the Universe
The Lyrics
I am a social outcast
I will label myself "emo' in the hope of finding friends
So now I've got over 300 comments on all my photos
Why don't you leave a comment
Or check out the groups that I'm in
Why do you care? It's just goddamn MySpace
Why do you care? It's just goddamn MySpace
Why do you care? It's just goddamn MySpace
I hope my parents don't find mine
But, I digress
It's how I get dates
Gotta get with the scene, gotta get on my top 8, get on my top 8 [x2]
I wrote ten bulletins in the last 5 minutes
(Who wants to hang out)
And I've changed my profile song numerous times
(Hawthorne Heights is my favorite)
I like Hollywood Undead even though I've never heard them
I shop at Hot Topic and I enjoy
wearing girl pants
Why do you care? It's just goddamn MySpace
Why do you care? It's just goddamn MySpace
Why do you care? It's just goddamn MySpace
I've never met my girlfriend
She lives out of state
It's how I get dates
Gotta get with the scene, gotta get on my top 8, get on my top 8 [x2]
All the boys who will grow up to be internet pedophiles
And all the girls who have no shame in being a total skank
Check me out, I might comment you back
Why do you care? It's just goddamn MySpace
Why do you care? It's just goddamn MySpace
(That Tom)
Why do you care? It's just goddamn MySpace
(Making so much money)
Why do you care? It's just goddamn MySpace
(I never wanted to meet him)
Why do you care? It's just goddamn MySpace
(In the first place)
Why do you care? It's just goddamn MySpace
It's how I get dates
Gotta get with the scene, gotta get on my top 8, get on my top 8 [x2]
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