I am a snack eater
I came here, so scoop me out some frozen goop
I - don't really caaaare - which flavor 'tiiiis
Long as it's not not peach sherbet
Hey! Whadja put on my cone?

This ain't ice cream, it's a GOLL! DURNED! SHARK'S! FACE!
This ain't ice cream, it's a COLD! DEAD! SHARK'S! FACE!
This ain't ice cream, it's a GREAT! WHITE! SHARK'S! FACE!
I'm not sure what I ordered - but not this

I just cut my tongue
On its razor teeth and need a tourniquet! Get a tourniquet!
I just cut my chin
On its razor teeth and need a tourniquet! Get a tourniquet!

I have a hist'ry of finding lungs
(So call if you need one)
In my Arby's melts and Costco hot dogs
(Not to mention Wendy's chili)
I might just locate your lost toe - while I eat
Lately though it's not just thumbs
No, more like p-p-p-pandas

This ain't ice cream, it's a GOSH! DARNED! SHARK'S! FACE!
This ain't ice cream, it's a COLD! DEAD! SHARK'S! FACE!
This ain't ice cream, it's a GREAT! WHITE! SHARK'S! FACE!
Not to be rude, but this ain't my flavor

I sliced off my nose
On its razor teeth and need an ambulance! Get an ambulance!
I just slit my throat
On its razor teeth and need an ambulance! Call an ambulance!

All the boys who've lost dogs at Taco Bell
And all the girls who've lost limbs in McDonaldland
Hurl! until your guts come out

This ain't ice cream, it's a DOG! GONE! SHARK'S! FACE!
This ain't ice cream, it's a COLD! DEAD! SHARK'S! FACE!
(Sing it)
This ain't ice cream, it's a OLD! GRAY! SHARK'S! FACE!
(Mammal, not fish)
This ain't ice cream, it's a JAWS! THREE! SHARK'S! FACE!
(Call Spielberg)
This ain't ice cream, it's a DE! CAYED! SHARK'S! FACE!
(Actually kinda tasty)
This ain't ice cream, it's a GREAT! WHITE! SHARK'S! FACE!

I just lost my eye
On its razor teeth so call an optic-ian! Call a beautic-ian!
It just got my arm
With its razor teeth and Hey it's still alive!
Hey it's still ali-aaah-AAAAAAHH!