Hiram's a business tycoon
Who has just a daughter who loves Archie
Well, there's Betty Cooper, who's a dumb blonde
If Hiram gets mad like a ram, Arch has got way out of hand

This is a town that was known as Riverdale
This is a town that was known as Riverdale
This is a town that was known as Riverdale
I'm not a shoulder to cry on, but I digress

We're in Riverdale
And its pals and gals are also friendly too, also friendly too
We're in Riverdale
And its pals and gals are also friendly too, also friendly too

There is Pop's Chocklit Shoppe (Jughead spent some time there)
And Reggie Mantle's still loving Midge (Moose was out of the picture)
There's a high school painted blue and gold, it's still here
Mr. Weatherbee's gone too far, sends you to detention

This is a town that was known as Riverdale
This is a town that was known as Riverdale
This is a town that was known as Riverdale
Midville's full, please, just come right here

We're in Riverdale
And its pals and gals are also friendly too, also friendly too
We're in Riverdale
And its pals and gals are also friendly too, also friendly too

This is a town that was known as Riverdale
This is a town that was known as Riverdale (you too)
This is a town that was known as Riverdale (get up and groove)
This is a town that was known as Riverdale (sing real loud)
This is a town that was known as Riverdale (oh oh)
This is a town that was known as Riverdale

We're in Riverdale
And its pals and gals are also friendly too, also friendly too
We're in Riverdale
And its pals and gals are also friendly too, also friendly too