I am a Spongebob hater
Telling you, I can't stand his stupid voice anymore
No matter where he is, I still don't like him
And he's been gone too far, Tommy Pickles is better than him

This ain't Rugrats, it was Spongebob Squarepants
I'm getting sick of Spongebob Squarepants
There's something better than that Spongebob Squarepants
That's the one show I'd just hate, yeah he sucks

Can't stand the theme song, it really just totally ticks me off, totally ticks me off
I don't want anyone to be watching it whenever I'm around, whenever I'm around

I used to watch Jimmy Neutron (as well as Danny Phantom)
And that giant talking stonehead (Legends of The Hidden Temple)
I think the Fairly Oddparents really bothers me
Besides the Raymond sitcom that's not supposed to be aired on cable!

This ain't Rugrats, it was Spongebob Squarepants
Well, I'd really hated Spongebob Squarepants
What's worse than Rugrats is Spongebob Squarepants
Lived in a fruit and he's gone too far

Can't stand that starfish, though this show just totally ticks me off, totally ticks me off
Have to get my mind off this kitchen utensil for now, utensil for now

All you citizens, so you had enough?
And all the kids, well don't be totally afraid
Sing, until you just pass out

This ain't Rugrats, it was Spongebob Squarepants
Few ever don't know Spongebob Squarepants [Spongebob saying "This is a crime and I'm taking it."]
Things get much worse over Spongebob Squarepants [Spongebob saying "That's hall monitor to you!"]
We're now getting sick of Spongebob Squarepants [Plankton saying "I thought I'd said you're away, cretin."]
We say "you suck, mister Spongebob Squarepants" [Spongebob saying "Air is not good..."]
Rugrats are better than Spongebob Squarepants

I hate that creature that's living in a fruit under the sea, a fruit under the sea
His voice sounded nuts, when will he just die? Can't stand him for long! Can't stand him for long!