I am a web surfer
Just found out there's a virus hidden in my PC
My internet service, it's loading too long
I can hardly think of a way to get rid of this immediately

This ain't a worm, it's a hidden virus
This ain't a worm, it's a hidden virus
This ain't a worm, it's a hidden virus
Was my PC damaged way too much?

Now that available Firefox windows don't respond to me, don't respond to me
Even pop up ads are holding me back, and they're gone too far, and they're gone too far

My internet surfing's delayed (pages loading up for too long)
Some windows are automatically resized (these problems never gone away)
Though the status bar's turned off automatically
Because of viruses that were still hidden in my hard drive

This ain't a worm, it's a hidden virus
This ain't a worm, it's a hidden virus
This ain't a worm, it's a hidden virus
Memory's full, time for cleanup

Now that available Safari windows don't respond to me, don't respond to me
Even spyware's just really holding me back, now it's gone too far, now it's gone too far

This ain't a worm, it's a hidden virus
This ain't a worm, it's a hidden virus (What happened?)
This ain't a worm, it's a hidden virus (my screen just froze)
This ain't a worm, it's a hidden virus (Why does it slow down?)
This ain't a worm, it's a hidden virus (I don't suck at the internet)
This ain't a worm, it's a hidden virus

Now some Internet Explorer windows don't respond to me, don't respond to me
Even adware's just really holding me back, and it's gone too far, and it's gone too far