Song Parodies -> "Nelson Just Laughed At Me (Nlsn Jst Lghd T M)"

Original Song Title:

"Thnks Fr Th Mmrs"

Original Performer:

"Nelson Just Laughed At Me (Nlsn Jst Lghd T M)"

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The Lyrics

HAW-HAW!!! (Song 4 of my 10 songs of Simpsons)

Nelson Muntz won’t give me a break
(He gives me noogies and they sting)
Shoves my hair into the toilet bowl
Until I cough up dough
(He is a large troll, He is a large troll)

He beats up the nerds with Milhouse picks fights
Then he’ll crush or steal Martin Prince’s bike
Sells answers to each quiz
If you don’t pay him lots he’ll elbow you right in the knee

I slipped on strange green slime
Nelson just laughed at me
His “Haw-Haws” make me irate
“You should learn to walk in those sneakers!”

I choke while I'm eating limes
Nelson just laughed at me
Nelson just laughed at me
"Next time, dude, you've got to chew better"

Oh-No, No, No, No…

He is a vicious kind of moocher
Gets in fistfights just for spare cash
Nelson you can’t maul

His atomic wedgies are painful (They’re painful)
With your undies up your ass (Undies up your ass)
Makes him glad
Hurts so bad, Ow!

New job: Work as a mime
Nelson just laughed at me
I’m trapped inside a see-through crate
“These ‘Haw-Haws’ aren’t real laughter!”

Rope burn when I tried to climb
Nelson just laughed at me
Nelson just laughed at me
“You’d flunk if I was your gym teacher!”

(D’Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh!!!)

IN PAIN!
When I'm camping and I'm outside sawing lumber
His cackle booms when I chopped off my finger

Nelson’s no friend of mine
He sprayed me down with a ho-o-o-ose
When I’m running away
He trips me with a large broo-oo-oo-oom!!!

(HAW-HAW-HAW!!!)

My car got traffic fines
Nelson just laughed at me
Need to get new license plates
“Your lemon is such a stinker!”

I got sick thanks to the swine
Nelson just laughed at me
Nelson just laughed at me
“It serves you right since you’re a dumb farmer!”

I’m featured on Dateline
(Screw that damn… Camera guy!)
Nelson just laughed at me
She told me she was of age
“It sucks that you are a pervert!”

Snoop Dogg went and stole my rhymes
(It’s not right! Those are mine!)
Nelson just laughed at me
Nelson just laughed at me
“It is good since you are no rapper!”

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Jeff Reuben - May 27, 2009 - Report this comment

He kicked a nerd and he liked it! Good song on my favorite part of the Simpsons (the Nelson laugh).

Leo Keough - May 27, 2009 - Report this comment

DKTOS, but really enjoying your takes on the Simpsons...555!!!

DJ Blaze - May 27, 2009 - Report this comment

I don't really watch The Simpsons, but this is funny, and it follows the original lyrics well. Kp p th gd prds (keep up the good parodies).

Peter Andersson - May 28, 2009 - Report this comment

So you're making Simpson's songs are you, anything on Kang and Kodos?

Guy - August 16, 2009 - Report this comment

(ABC05N)

Haw haw - That dateline ref is an original idea. I've seen that show - I could just see Nelson coming on camera right at the moment of truth when the perv. realizes that he's been had and Nelson doing his classic laugh. In the Simpson's movie Nelson and his mother did all the Haw-Haws in one scene. His mom took over when he tired out. That was different. Love the Simpsons and your parody.

Melanie Lee - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment

Not bad. Some good lyrics. I think a litle of your pacing was off. Not too funny because the OS was hard to follow, but it is cute. 5-4-5.

bobpiecheese - August 19, 2009 - Report this comment

(ABC5) The first verse had a fair bit of pacing problems, and there were some others strewn around, but the concept was brilliant, some great lines. Just a few screws to tighten. 454

Leo Keough - August 19, 2009 - Report this comment

ABC5(N) Already commented and voted above...Certainly captures the essence of Nelson in a humorous way!

Stuart McArthur - August 19, 2009 - Report this comment

(ABC) yeah that Nelson is a mean sonofab... Matthias, that's fer sure, although he did advise you to concentrate on chewing your limes more carefully, so at least he's concerned about your health - that's unusual for a bully of his calibre - 555

Red Ant - August 20, 2009 - Report this comment

(ABC5N) Ah, Nelson; one of my fave characters from the Simpsons. Well done, and a big improvement over TOS.

Agrimorfee - August 20, 2009 - Report this comment

(ABC) I like how you took it beyond just the description of Nelson and made it sillier with the various occupations or situations.

Below Average Dave - August 20, 2009 - Report this comment

Well, I have to be honest Matthias, the rhyming and scanning was good. . .but the song didn't fit the Simpsons well.. ."Sells answers to each quiz' ??? Nelson is a bully, they don't sell answers, they buy them--I'd also like to know what character was singing this.. .maybe I'm too much of a Simpsons nerd, but some of the lines didn't really seem to fit Nelson, or any particular character, but then others made me think it was Bart, I don't know dude--it was kind of funny, but like most of your Simpsons series, I think perhaps it was a bit too much to try to turn a secondary character into a moderately epic parody. . .

Matthias - August 20, 2009 - Report this comment

That first example you used was actually in an episode. Lisa was addicted to some sort of video game and she ended up cheating on the test by buying the answers from Nelson who had an entire office set up in the boy's bathroom. So you saying that that line didn't fit the Simpsons is wrong on your own accord, because it was in an episode. The person who was singing this was me, Matthias Stove in the world of The Simpsons. I don't really know what you're expecting.....

Below Average Dave - August 22, 2009 - Report this comment

Well I haven't seen that episode so I'm sorry, it was just a personal opinion...and that example aside I still felt the same overall...I'd be happy to talk to you about it via the phone when I'm back in town...there are parodies of mine you have read as well where I didn't fully understand your comment, which is why talking to each other about why we felt how we felt is a good thing to do, rather than getting offended, if I got offended every time you found a way to tie one of my parodies to another parody we'd have an issue, so calm down...relax.. .grab a soda (or pop) and note that you weren't zeroed by me. ..I meant the whole comment, including that it was funny, I just didn't get "Nelson" from reading it, that's all--I'm sorry if being honest offended you,but you know I'm not superficial, it's why my positive comments mean what they do. . .because I tend to be very honest and open about how I feel rather than simply say some variation of great job and then give you no point or1 point without you understanding why, which as you know happens a lot...Call me on Monday night Okay--don't take things so personally. ..if I didn't see any positive in it, I would not have voted for it, just as you don't vote for my songs when you don't like them

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