No, I'm not gonna order just yet
Though I know what I want, not sure if I want it from here
To be honest, you kinda freak
Me the hell out, cause of the way you're hackin'
Up meat with that cleaver like so
You look like a Voorhees knock-off
(When you chop like so, you look like a Jason rip-off)
Though I'm not one to up and say
That folks are creepy but you're creepy
Hands off my meat

You freak me out now, stop that freaky grin now
Cause butcher, you freak me out grinnin'
While you hack slices off ham thighs, cool it
I can see your spittle fly off, stop droolin'
You freak me out now, stop that crazy grin now
Cause butcher, you weird me out grinnin'
With the mad hacker freak you keep pullin'
You'll lose lots of bus'ness that way, so cool it

You've got blood all over your apron
That has to be some kinda health code violation
No cross-contamination, just sell meat
But you're drenched in blood, somethin' just seems off about it
Enthusiastic work, although
No compliment, you're a hackjob
(Workin' too hard, so stop bein' a slasher nutjob)
Bad at your job, where did you trai-ai-ain?
Because you're freakin' bad, you're freaky
Think I should lea-ea-eave

You freak me out now, stop that freaky grin now
Cause butcher, you freak me out grinnin'
Sometimes you don't cut meat, you just pull it
With your dirty fingers, that's gross, so cool it
You freak me out now, stop that crazy grin now
Cause butcher, you freak me out grinnin'
This is a horror show, kinda stupid
Can't keep customers that way, better cool it

Out now, door I'm goin' through now
Cause butcher, you freak me out grinnin'
Forward to a beef roast, I was lookin'
But your slasher antics have got me bookin'
You freak me out now, stop that crazy grin now (just escaped from hell)
Cause butcher, you freak me out grinnin' (you fill me with dread)
That perfect lamb cutlet, you just ruined (will be a hard sell)
Nobody will buy that, your work was useless
You freak me out now (out now)
Out now (out now)
You freak me out now (out now)
Stop crammin' chunks of raw meat down your gullet
You freak me out now, stop that crazy grin now (you look like pure hell)
Cause butcher, you freak me out grinnin' (shop looks R-rated)
Where is the other guy? He's less useless (I'll wait here for Bill)
Great customer service, although he's naked