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Song Parodies -> "Horse***t"
Original Song Title:
"Glamorous"
Original Performer:
Fergie
Parody Song Title:
"Horse***t"
Parody Written by:
Andrew D. Lacroix
The Lyrics
I am watering down this parody, must words will be bleeped out, but you'll get the idea. Parody number 5, I hope. P.S. This is my life with a high school education, no money, and a bad job.
If you ain't got a living take your dumb ass home
If you ain't got a living take your dumb ass home
H-O-R-S-E-S-*-*-T, yeah
H-O-R-S-E-S-*-*-T
Been a dumb ass all of my life
Working bad jobs I have no wife
In the broke lane I blame my strife
On the horses**t, oh the bullcrap, bullcrap
The horshes**t, horse**t, horses**t
The horses**t, oh the bullcrap, bullcrap
Wear them crappy worn out jeans
Shirts with no tailor seams
Can't afford a limousine
Shopping for cheap ass things
I be on $4.00 screens
Too bad they're all lousy things
I'm not mean, I'm not clean
I can't believe that you ain't seen
I can't go to Taco Bell
Drive through, expensive as hell
I don't care I'm not real
I can't afford a Happy meal
After the game, go out and play
Or sit on my ass all damn day
Sippin, wishin' I had a real dream
Been a dumb ass all of my life
Working bad jobs I have no life
In the broke lane I blame my strife
On the horses**t, oh the bullcrap, bullcrap
The horses**t, the horses**t, horses**t
the horses**t, oh the bullcrap, bullcrap
the horses**t, the horses**t, horses**t
the horses**t, oh the bullcrap, bullcrap
Poppin' iced tea wishes
Spam dreams
I deserve nothing but all the shi***y things
Now this whole wrold has no clue what to do with us
I got enough money in the bank for none of us
I can't make enough lettuce to support our food fetish
Lifestyles so bad and heinous,O.J. will get jealous
Half a dollar for the stones, trips from Wal-Mart to home
And I have no money, I took my dumb ass home
H-O-R-S-E-S-*-*-T, yeah
H-O-R-S-E-S-*-*-T
Been a dumb ass all of my life
Working bad jobs I have no wife
In the broke lane I blame my strife
On the horses**t, oh the bullcrap, bullcrap
the horses**t, the horses**t, horses**t
The horses**t, oh the bullcrap, bullcrap
The horses**t, the horses**t, horses**t
The horses**t, oh the bullcrap, bullcrap
I'm in debt up to my ears
Collectors screaming in my ear
Telling me these payment dates
I don't really care (f*** you all)
I got nothing in the bank
Yet I really want to thank
Wal-Mart I really thank
Thank you really though
Cause I remember yesterday
When I dreamt about the days
Of old School , that'd be really dope
Damn it's been a long road
Rapping industry is cold
I'm glad my mommy told me so
She told her son though
"If you ain't got a living, take your dumb ass home!"
She told her son though
"If you ain't got a living take your dumb ass home!"
She told her son though
"If you ain't got a living take your dumb ass home!"
She told her son though...
If you ain't got a living take your dumb ass home
H-O-R-S-E-S-*-*-T, yeah
H-O-R-S-E-S-*-*-T
Been a dumb ass all of my life
Working bad jobs I have no wife
In the broke lane I blame my strife
On the horses**t, oh the bullcrap, bullcrap
The horshes**t, horse**t, horses**t
The horses**t, oh the bullcrap, bullcrap
Wear them crappy worn out jeans
Shirts with no tailor seams
Can't afford a limousine
Shopping for cheap ass things
I be on $4.00 screens
Too bad they're all lousy things
I'm not mean, I'm not clean
I can't believe that you ain't seen
I can't go to Taco Bell
Drive through, expensive as hell
I don't care I'm not real
I can't afford a Happy meal
After the game, go out and play
Or sit on my ass all damn day
Sippin, wishin' I had a real dream
Been a dumb ass all of my life
Working bad jobs I have no life
In the broke lane I blame my strife
On the horses**t, oh the bullcrap, bullcrap
The horses**t, the horses**t, horses**t
the horses**t, oh the bullcrap, bullcrap
the horses**t, the horses**t, horses**t
the horses**t, oh the bullcrap, bullcrap
Poppin' iced tea wishes
Spam dreams
I deserve nothing but all the shi***y things
Now this whole wrold has no clue what to do with us
I got enough money in the bank for none of us
I can't make enough lettuce to support our food fetish
Lifestyles so bad and heinous,O.J. will get jealous
Half a dollar for the stones, trips from Wal-Mart to home
And I have no money, I took my dumb ass home
H-O-R-S-E-S-*-*-T, yeah
H-O-R-S-E-S-*-*-T
Been a dumb ass all of my life
Working bad jobs I have no wife
In the broke lane I blame my strife
On the horses**t, oh the bullcrap, bullcrap
the horses**t, the horses**t, horses**t
The horses**t, oh the bullcrap, bullcrap
The horses**t, the horses**t, horses**t
The horses**t, oh the bullcrap, bullcrap
I'm in debt up to my ears
Collectors screaming in my ear
Telling me these payment dates
I don't really care (f*** you all)
I got nothing in the bank
Yet I really want to thank
Wal-Mart I really thank
Thank you really though
Cause I remember yesterday
When I dreamt about the days
Of old School , that'd be really dope
Damn it's been a long road
Rapping industry is cold
I'm glad my mommy told me so
She told her son though
"If you ain't got a living, take your dumb ass home!"
She told her son though
"If you ain't got a living take your dumb ass home!"
She told her son though
"If you ain't got a living take your dumb ass home!"
She told her son though...
Written June 17 by Andrew D. Lacroix.
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Not a bad effort, Andrew. Spacing the choruses and verses is something you may want to consider it the future. Great rhyming, though I got lost in parts. Better than the original song. 444.
I agree with Red Ant, it was pretty good. Would have been better if the words didn't have to be bleeped out, and the song does kind of make a little sense.
I laughed my butt off while reading this. I love it.
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