[Dr. William]
Listen up ya'll, Cuz this is it
A Song All About Herpes Simplex

[Freaky]
[Verse 1]
Herpes Simplex Virus Infection make them boys go hell no
They won't touch my ho ho until they get current info
You could see them, you can't squeeze them
I ain't bitchy, just itchy
I got reasons why I get 'em
Blisters come and go like seasons

[Hook]
Herpe-infectious (Herpeinfectious)
But I ain't dangerous
And if you were ingenious
All that condom sh*t ain't tedious
I blow the whistles (woowah)
That puts them boys on Doc's Clock
And they be lining down the block just to check out their c*cks (red, itchy, bumps, you know)

[Chorus]
So infectious (It's not hot)
So infectious (It puts them boys on Doc's clock)
So infectious (They wanna slice off what they got)
Herpe Infectious (n-n-n-n-n-nasty, nasty)

[Verse 2]
Valtrex taken one, Valtrex taken one, Valtrex taken one (one fading echo)
Valtrex taken once a day suppresses my infection
I hope that my confession does not hinder your erection
It's the H to the E, R, P the E the S
And can't no other virus keep you from going down on me

[Hook]
It's Herpe-infectious (so infectious)
My body stay perilous
I be up in the clinic just working on my men list
Nurse is my Witness
I put yo' twat on Doc's Clock
And he be looking at my slot just to see what I caught (red, itchy, bumps, you know)

[Chorus]
So infectious (It's not hot)
So infectious (It puts them boys on Doc's clock)
So infectious (They wanna slice off what they got)
Is it Infectious (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, let's check it out)

[Vamp]
Baby, baby, baby
If you really want me
Honey get some protection
Maybe, then you'll get some
I'll be itchy, itchy, I'll be kinda bitchy
It's so nasty, nasty, It'll make you ditch me

[Dr. William]
H to the E to the RPE girl you nasty. N to the A to the STY girl you nasty
I to the N to the FECTION, to the H to the E to the, to the, to the hit it Freaky

[Freaky's rap]
All the time I turn around always docta's looking at my
(uuhh)
I just wanna say it now I ain't tryin to round up drama little mama but I got it from your man
And I know I'm coming off just a little bit faultless when I keep on repeating how the boys don't wanna wear it
But I'm tryin' to tell, that with a condom you can still feel it well
Cuz' they say

[Hook]
It's Humongous (Too Humongous)
But I ain't dangerous
And if you were ingenious
All that condom sh*t ain't too tedious
I blow the whistles (whoowha)
That puts them boys on Doc's Clock
And they be lining down the block just to check out their c*cks (red, itchy, bumps, you know)

(Chorus 2)
So Infectious (why, why, why, why)
So Infectious (why, why, why, why)
So Infectious (why, why, why, why)
I'm Herpe-infectious, n,n,n,n,n, nasty, nasty

I'ts So Infectious (why, why, why, why)
So Infectious (why, why, why, why)
So Infectious (why, why, why, why)
I'm Herpe-infectious, n,n,n,n,n, nasty, nasty

[Dr. William]
H to the E to the RPE girl you nasty. N to the A to the STY girl you nasty
I to the N to the FECTION, to the H to the E to the, to the, (red, itchy, bumps, you know)

H to the E to the RPE girl you nasty. N to the A to the STY girl you nasty
I to the N to the FECTION, to the H to the E to the, to the, red, itchy, bumps, you know
H to the E to the RPE girl you nasty. N to the A to the STY girl you nasty
I to the N to the FECTION, to the H to the E to the, to the, to the, to the, to the.....