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Crunchalicious definition make the kids go loco
Eating's a pleasure, in each a box a treasure that's worth zippo
A free beanie, hacky sack thing
Walking thingy, ball for squeezing
Ain't no reason you should have 'em
It's just gimmick advertisin'

Crunchalicious (so delicious)
So delectable is this
But if you are health-conscious
Then don't stay one more minute
You can kiss it
This stuff will make your teeth rot
You want Wheaties? What a shock, holy crap, ZOMG
(This stuff tastes better)

Crunchalicious
It's got choc
Crunchalicious
The kids'll want it lots, lots
Crunchalicious
They want the taste of double choc
It's Crunchalicious
T-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty

Crunchalicious def
Crunchalicious def
Crunchalicious def...def def def def def def def def
Sorry for that interruption, signal's kinda crazy
This cereal's got honey
Chocolate, all that malarkey (sugar me!)
It's got ingredients, can't pronounce properly
And it's priced so you can afford it easily

It's Crunchalicious (So delicious)
The kids may get vicious
If you do not buy them this, they'll get really pissed, it's
Fact of life, bitch
You don't get what the kids want
Til you give in, you will not get some peace, not a jot
(They will bug you so)

Crunchalicious
Got choc, choc
Crunchalicious
Catered to what the kids want
Crunchalicious
Unhealthy chunks of sugared choc
It's Crunchalicious
Buy...buy...buy...buy...
Buy our cereal!

Tasty, tasty, tasty
Know you really want this
Kids ain't got no patience
Little bastards want a taste
It's so tasty, tasty
It's just laced with yummies
It's so tasty, tasty
It'll make you crazy

T to the A to the S T E Y cereal, it's
T to the A to the S T E Y cereal it's
D to the E to the L I C I O U S buy it
D to the E to the... to the... to the...
Tell it Bobby

We are not responsible if our cereal
Makes you unhealthy, quite possible, if it does you're [bleep]
Did I just say that right now?
I don't wanna get in trouble, could you dub it over with a bleep, sound man
And I know I'm getting off the track, all the stupid kiddies
Just lookin' at the shiny colours, little S.O.B's
Wait, what was that, Bell? What do you mean I'm fired? Bloody hell!
Cut back to the...

Delicious (So delicious)
We are still promoting this
And if you want The Simpsons
We'll shut up in a minute
That we promise
Wait, we had our fingers crossed
We'll use up the whole ad block just to flog what we got
Got, got, got
"Flog" means "sell", you know?
So go on and buy this
Look for the box with me, just workin' on my fitness
Kinda vicious
If I'm on there with hot bod
The parents get confused a lot, think that health's what it's got
(It's total bull, though)

It's Crunchalicious
(Yum, yum, yum, yum)
It's Crunchalicious
(Yum, yum, yum, yum)
It's Crunchalicious
(Yum, yum, yum, yum)
It's Crunchalicious
T-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty

It's Crunchalicious
(Yum, yum, yum, yum)
It's Crunchalicious
(Yum, yum, yum, yum)
It's Crunchalicious
(Yum, yum, yum, yum)
It's Crunchalicious
(Yum, yum, yum, yum)
T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t...

T to the A to the S T E Y cereal, it's
Y to the U, to the M M E Y cereal, it's
S to the C to the R U M Y cereal, it's
A to the P, to the... to the... to the... to the...
(I can't spell that word)
C to the H to the O C T A S T C, to the
S to the U to the G A R I F I C to the...
H to the O to the N E Y F U L L, to the
M to the O to the... to the... to the...
(Making up words now)
T to the A to the S T E Y cereal, it's
C to the R to the U N C H cereal, it's
H to the E to the L T H Y cereal, it's
S to the O, to the... to the... to the... to the...
(We swear it's healthy)
P to the R to the O B A B L E Y, to the
D to the A to the N G E R O U S to the
D to the O to the N T S U E U S, to the
CUT to the NOW to the... to the... to the... to the... to the... to the...