Listen up ya'll, 'cause this is it!
The day we're celebratin' is auspicious!

Elfalicious, definitious, make them boys go kneeling.
She's the royal who's so spoiled, sends our hearts a-reeling.
Now you sees her, gots to please her.
Don't you tease her, 'cause you'll freeze her.
She's got reason why she'll breeze 'em
and they'll never even see 'em.

Elfalicious.
Yeah, she's so ambitious.
And if you was suspicious
not much does it get youse.
She blows kisses
(Mmmwwahhh!)
That puts me on the rock.
And they'll be lining down the block
'cause they all want what she got!
(Canta, nelde, atta, mine... that's "four, three, two, one" in Elvish)

So delicious.
So delicious.
So delicious.
She's Elfalicious.

Elfalicious def...
Elfalicious def...
Elfalicious def...

Elfalicious, definitious, cutesy but assertive.
They always claim they know her
comin' to her, callin' her "Liv."
She's the A to the R, W, the E, the N
and can't no other lady thrill us like she can.
She's Elfalicious.

Her rulings are vicious.
She be up at her mirror working on her poutness.
I'm her witness.
She put a boy on the rack
'cause he was whining down the block
just to watch what she got.
(Canta, nelde, atta, mine...)

So delicious.
So delicious.
So delicious.
She's Elfalicious.
(Hold-hold-hold-hold-hold up! Check her ouuuut!)

Baby, baby, baby!
If you really want her
honey get some reverence.
Maybe then you'll get a notice.
She'll be tastey, she'll be chummy
even if she might be a little clumsy.

T to the A, to the S, T, E, Y, she so tastey!
C to the L, to the U, M, S, Y, she so clumsy!
E to the L, F, A, L, I, C, I, O, U, S!
E to the L, to the, to the, to the...
Hit, it, lady!

All the time she turn around
vassals gather 'round
always looking at her up and down
looking at her... crown!

I just wanna say it now
she ain't giving you bad habit
little Hobbit!
She don't wanna take your ring.
And I know she's coming off
just a little bit conceited
but you can't blame her to beat it
so like queen you gotta treat it.
But I'm trying to tell
that she's no ordinary Elf.
'Cause I say she...

Elfalicious!
Yeah, she's so ambitious.
And if you was suspicious
not much does it get youse.
She blows kisses
(Mmmwwahhh!)
That puts me on the rock.
And they'll be lining down the block
'cause they all want what she got!
(Canta, nelde, atta, mine...)

She's Elfalicious!
Elfalicious!
Elfalicious!
Elfalicious!
T-t-t-t-t-tastey, tastey!

T to the A, to the S, T, E, Y, she so tastey!
C to the L, to the U, M, S, Y, she so clumsy!
E to the L, F, A, L, I, C, I, O, U, S!
E to the L, to the, to the, to the...
(Canta, nelde, atta, mine...)
E to the L, F, A, L, I, C, I, O, U, S!
E to the L, F, A, L, I, C, I, O, U, S!
E to the L, to the, to the, to the...
(Canta, nelde, atta, mine...)