[Chorus, sung by lazy boyfriend]

I'm so sick of being hungry
Every night in my pad, I need some groceries
I wanna know how it feels to be full, be full
Sick of being hungry
Every night in my pad, I need some groceries
I wanna know how it feels to be full, be full

[Interlude (sung by lazy boyfriend)]
Any other night, you'd be at home eatin' with me, yeah
(What's goin' on?)
Any other night, I would put away a plate or two, Hmmm...
(What's goin' on?)
Any other night, you'd be lookin' for me, cookin' for me, ha
(What's goin' on?)
Any other night, I can guarantee a meal from you, ooh
(What's goin' on?)

[Verse 1]
Hmmm, but tonight seem different
Man, where's pork chops and chicken? (I'm so confused)
Cuz you ain't even cook sh*t
There ain't nothin' cookin on the stove, what the hell?
And when I called my girl, she said, "Go to Taco Bell!"
What's goin' on? Yeah I know I'm wrong
For goin' and comin' home and leavin' you alone
Hopin' ya cookin' at home like Emeril
Anyway it's suppertime!

(Angry Girlfriend)
But no meal will be expected!

[Chorus]
I'm so sick of being hungry
Every night in my pad, I need some groceries
I wanna know how it feels to be full, be full
Sick of being hungry
Every night in my pad, I need some groceries
I wanna know how it feels to be full, be full

[Verse 2]

(Lazy boyfriend)
I'm so sick of bein' hun-

(Angry Girlfriend)
AHH, don't finish your sentence!
You always call me! It's time that we end this
Get up out the house, bro, pack your sh*t and just go
I'ma kick you to the curb and throw your junk out the window
Cuz ain't no mo' cookin', you got me lookin'
Like I'm the maid here, but now I'm mo' classy
And sassy, you stupid man, mo' stupid than a little clown car
With a rusty chassis, Emeril Legasse can't compete with me
Cuz I be grillin' and grillin', killin'
With mo' rices and mo' spices is what I'm dealin'
Cookin, grillin' and smokin' good food, for real, and
Something so good as me at home alone
That's unbelieveable, now you can go howl at the moon
Now, I'll never cook nothin' else for you
You'll be eatin' cereal, using plastic forks for spoons

[Chorus 2X]
I'm so sick of being hungry
Every night in my pad, I need some groceries
I wanna know how it feels to be full, be full
Sick of being hungry
Every night in my pad, I need some groceries
I wanna know how it feels to be full, be full