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Song Parodies -> "One Hundred Beers"
Original Song Title:
"One Hundred Years"
Original Performer:
Five For Fighting
Parody Song Title:
"One Hundred Beers"
Parody Written by:
Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor)
The Lyrics
This is a song about a man who attempts to drink 100 beers in one sitting.
I'm nineteen now, and I'm thinking
Maybe I should go drinking
And I'm just dreaming
Counting the beers to happy hour
By twenty two, I'm cassanova
But I feel better than ever
And I'm on fire
Halucinating to think that I'm on Mars
Fifteen beers are here for you
Time to buy and go dry on booze
Fifteen, there's never a wish better, I think
When you've only got one hundred beers to drink
On thirty three, I am stoned out
Still standing but only on one leg
A tab I must pay, a margarita on my mind
Reach fourty five and I'm out cold
By now I'm high and I'm heading through
Chugging more beers might cost me my life
Fifteen beers are here for you
Time to buy and booze yourself
And get run down by a car
Fifteen beers, alright with you
Fifteen, there's never a wish better, I think
When you've only got one hundred beers to drink
Half the beers go by
But you still feel dry
And then you're drooping your eyes
When sixty seven are gone
Your tab is getting high
Keep drinking on
At ninety nine, I'm near unconscious
Time for just another beer and a cigarette
And by now I'm dreaming
Drifting my way off to Booze Land
Fifteen beers are here for you
Twenty two, I'm still not through
Thirty three, your tab is high
Every beer makes you want to die
Fifteen beers are here for you
Time to buy and go dry on booze
Fifteen, there's never a wish better, I think
When you've only got one hundred beers to drink
Maybe I should go drinking
And I'm just dreaming
Counting the beers to happy hour
By twenty two, I'm cassanova
But I feel better than ever
And I'm on fire
Halucinating to think that I'm on Mars
Fifteen beers are here for you
Time to buy and go dry on booze
Fifteen, there's never a wish better, I think
When you've only got one hundred beers to drink
On thirty three, I am stoned out
Still standing but only on one leg
A tab I must pay, a margarita on my mind
Reach fourty five and I'm out cold
By now I'm high and I'm heading through
Chugging more beers might cost me my life
Fifteen beers are here for you
Time to buy and booze yourself
And get run down by a car
Fifteen beers, alright with you
Fifteen, there's never a wish better, I think
When you've only got one hundred beers to drink
Half the beers go by
But you still feel dry
And then you're drooping your eyes
When sixty seven are gone
Your tab is getting high
Keep drinking on
At ninety nine, I'm near unconscious
Time for just another beer and a cigarette
And by now I'm dreaming
Drifting my way off to Booze Land
Fifteen beers are here for you
Twenty two, I'm still not through
Thirty three, your tab is high
Every beer makes you want to die
Fifteen beers are here for you
Time to buy and go dry on booze
Fifteen, there's never a wish better, I think
When you've only got one hundred beers to drink
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Very good, this song really deserved a parody. I really hate the original. 5's
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