Song Parodies -> "100 Miles [Family Road Trip]"

Original Song Title:

"100 Years"

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Original Performer:

"100 Miles [Family Road Trip]"

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The Lyrics

Yet another automotive song parody from the Wannabe Mustang Jockey -- this time it's a man singing about a road trip with his wife and kids.

"Find 15 for me, honey."
Caught in between two large semis
And I'm just driving
Counting the miles till we get there

Route 22 for a moment
Kids more tired than ever
And we play I Spy
Trying to keep them occupied

15 we still need to find you
Miles to drive, our way to lose
15, want to be there, we'll settle for you
When we've only got 100 miles to go

On 33 for a moment
Stop for gas, get some lunch on the way
Kids in the back seat
The family on my mind

Highway 5 for a moment
I see brake lights
And I'm heading into rush hour
Chased by a large SUV
15 we still can't find you

Time to buy, time to lose yourself
Within the cloverleaves
15 I'm all right with you
15, I punch in the nav, show yourself now
'Cause we've only got 100 miles to go

And time goes by
Suddenly my wife
Turns over the road map
It has been upside-down
The kids begin to cry
We're moving on...

On 99, late afternoon
Trying to find a roadside restroom
And I'm daydreaming
Counting buttons on my OnStar

15 we're looking for you
22 we've been there too
33 we're on our way
Been on the road all day...

15 the nav can't find you
Snacks to buy, souvenirs to choose
Hey, 15! The highway that we've been looking for
...And we've only got 100 miles to go

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Rex - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment

Nice twist with the map.

Stinky Marshmellow - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment

this is awesome...dude i say everything is awesome :S so umm...this is amazing =D it IS really hard to meet the pacing of this song thats why i gave you 5 on pacing, i did a parody to this same song called "100 bites" its the **ahem** '"sorrows of a fat kid" lol jk thats mean...um yes this WAS funny...but could be funnier i guess...not trying to sound mean btw...but overall score is 5 bcuz well, its hard to parody this song for some reason...and not many ppl try it :P hey um im kinda a newbie...would you mind checking out some of my stuff? it would greatly appreciated, i dont mean to like advertise myself on ur page...but its hard to get noticed on here....^-^ altho Red Ant has been very kind =D god knows they have some amazing parodies *-*

wannabemustangjockey - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment

Stinky Marshmallow: Sure, I'll look you up. I did look at your 100 Bites parody before I wrote this (though I had the basic Road Trip idea already) When I saw your parody it was still basically a DKTOS to me, so I looked up the lyrics and it made more sense.

Huff - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment

Eh, it was fine. 444

Five for Fighting Fan - July 26, 2007 - Report this comment

I quite frankly loved this, interesting site, just not sure how searching for lyrics lead me here...but cool.

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