I can't stand the pain
When I take a leak
It makes me go insane
And makes me feel so weak

It's more than an ache, it's more than an itch
It's more than some petty qualm; this pain's a bitch

'Cause it's not easy to go pee

This burning that I feel
When I use the loo
I wish it wasn't real
But there's nothing I can do

I've tried Tylenol, Advil and Aleve
Even aloe vera can't help me
The burning is all that I just don't need
Even morphine gives me no relief

And it's not easy to go pee

Burns, burns, and stings me down below
Hurting so bad
And I'm not a happy lad
'Cause it's just torture to urinate

I can't stand the pain
When I take a leak
And why, I can't explain
Hope it's not an STD

I'm a miserable man, wish John Coffey was here
A miserable man, discomfort it sears
I'm a suffering man, wish John Coffey was here
And it's not easy, ooh, ooh, ooh

It's not easy to go pee