I can't even fly.
I can't seem to leave
I'm just trying to find
The heart of Miss Cordy

I'm more than a bat; I'm more than a Count
More than some pretty face girls want to mount
It's not easy to be me.

Wish that I could die.
Break both of my knees
Living out this lie
Am I Angelus or me?

I may sound like 'Fred', but please don't be peeved
Even Vampires have the right to bleed
I live in L.A. and I miss Buffy
Even Vampires have the right to dream
It's not easy to be me.

Out into the dark: without the sun.
It's all right: You can party hard all night.
I'm not psycho: or anything.

I can't even fly
I can't seem to leave
Just try to tell my son
That he can't watch TV.

I'm only a Vamp in a silly black cape.
Gunn and Wes argue like combative apes.
Only a Vamp in a funny black cape.
Looking for happy things behind the drapes, behind the drapes.
(Repeat)

It's not easy to be me.