Why must you always leave a rock in my shoe?
Some love the green but I'm not that dude
Why must I have to deal with the blows
You make to the bottom of the pants I own?
Had it up to here with the ways
That you make it hard to walk to my place
Why must you always be so nasty and rude?
Got no choice, see, I must pave you

With ev'ry bug from you, you thought I'd fold
Yeah, thought that I'd fold
But I've got breaking news, I'll never fold
Not gonna fold
Once the cement has churned, my plan will unfold
So neatly unfold
It will firmly encase you in a concrete mold
Oh, my aches are solved

You'll never bug me with a spider or two
No more damn weeds to destroy the view
And I'm sure that you will miss the joke
Of filling my cuffs full of plant burrs and stones
Come in from work, checking my mail
You will play no part in making me frail
My pain's obsolete once I've smothered you, douche
Sweet victory while I pave you

It's true, I'll pave you
Pave you
It's true, I'll pave you
Na-n-n-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
Na-n-n-na-na-na, pave you
Na-n-n-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
Na-n-n-na-na-na

Sound a bit obsessed? An odd thing to claim
If you had the problems that I have to face
And you were not a gard'ner, you'd also put in work
To drown it all out with slabs of grey to hurt
All this stupid shit, bringing only strife and pain
And there's no way I'm doing this to cover up a grave

That's simply crazy, all the words that I spew
Aren't aimed at Steve, that guy that you knew
I'm only mad at the lawn I own
It's giving me issues, worst part of my home
Just pretending it has a face
Not blaming my harm on a former mate
You're being crazy, get out of my way, dude
Please don't make me have to pave you

Might start paving you