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Song Parodies -> "Candybars"
Original Song Title:
"Handlebars"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Flobots
Parody Song Title:
"Candybars"
Parody Written by:
Fattylicious
The Lyrics
How am I supposed to live with no candybars
No candybars
No candybars
How am I supposed to live with no candybars
No candybars
No candybars
hard to breathe, hard to breathe
hands on my stomach cuz it’s hard to
BREATHE
and I'm a famous fat ass
even when the paths are all crookedy
I can show you how to eat til you die
I can show you how to scratch your ass
I can show you how to take a bee sting
without passing out in the grass
I can eat a knot in a cherry stem and sh*t it out perfect
I can’t even think of a better way to word it
I know all the words to this song
cuz I f*ckin wrote it
Me and my friend sawed on a rats p*ss
Me and my friend made a porno mag
And guess how long it took (Who cares?)
I can do anything that I want cuz, look:
I can eat only one lay’s potato chip
potato chip
potato chip
I can smell better in male’s cologne
in male’s cologne
in male’s cologne
How am I supposed to live with no candybars
No candybars
No candybars
How am I supposed to live with no candybars
No candybars
No candybars
How am I supposed to live with no candybars
No candybars
No candybars
How am I supposed to live with no candybars
No candybars
No candybars
And I woulda thought more to this song but it was too long
Too long
Too long
Imma go eat a candybar so so long
So long
SO LOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!!!
No candybars
No candybars
How am I supposed to live with no candybars
No candybars
No candybars
hard to breathe, hard to breathe
hands on my stomach cuz it’s hard to
BREATHE
and I'm a famous fat ass
even when the paths are all crookedy
I can show you how to eat til you die
I can show you how to scratch your ass
I can show you how to take a bee sting
without passing out in the grass
I can eat a knot in a cherry stem and sh*t it out perfect
I can’t even think of a better way to word it
I know all the words to this song
cuz I f*ckin wrote it
Me and my friend sawed on a rats p*ss
Me and my friend made a porno mag
And guess how long it took (Who cares?)
I can do anything that I want cuz, look:
I can eat only one lay’s potato chip
potato chip
potato chip
I can smell better in male’s cologne
in male’s cologne
in male’s cologne
How am I supposed to live with no candybars
No candybars
No candybars
How am I supposed to live with no candybars
No candybars
No candybars
How am I supposed to live with no candybars
No candybars
No candybars
How am I supposed to live with no candybars
No candybars
No candybars
And I woulda thought more to this song but it was too long
Too long
Too long
Imma go eat a candybar so so long
So long
SO LOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!!!
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