-> "I've Got Ticks"
Original Song Title:
"I'm So Sick"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I've Got Ticks"
The Lyrics
I will spray
try and kill these bugs
that's in my home and in my yard
I will SPRAY!!!
SPRAY!!!
I've got ticks
all over here
where I live
Let me live without these
crawling things, biting things
I've got ticks
I've got ticks
My poor dog
gets 'em worse
So, I spray him, bathe him
but they come back
And they bite me (bite me!)
While I'm sleeping
and I'm screaming, scratching my itching rear
I've got ticks
all over here
where I live
Let me live without these
crawling things, biting things
I've got ticks
I've got ticks
Crawling! They're biting me!
I'm squirming all around
Crawling! They're biting me!
I need Calamine lotion
They crawl into my clothes
this invasion makes me feel
itchy, pissed at ticks
I've got ticks
all over here
where I live
Let me live without these
crawing things, biting things
I've got...I've got ticks
I've got ticks
all over here
where I live
Let me live without these
crawling things, biting things
I've got...TICKS!!!
I've got ticks
TICKS!!!!
I've got...TICKS!!!
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