Very good

Ding 5's are done, ding 5's are done.

What can I say except a dumbfounded, no stupefied, "wow". The eloquence with which these words were placed in their current order, no doubt typed on a keyboard and reverted into code through word processing and assembly language and sent bit by bit through the internet, the great connector of all those who possess the means to either buy, borrow, steal or use a computer with either wireless or wired connection to the aforementioned thing, and then reprocessed into the syntax of informal language so all with the knowledge of the language's grammatical rules and vocabulary are able to perceive the words and process them in their brains and have feelings, the indescribable but base constituents of life itself, such as joy and amusement and relief. The momentary distraction this parody, though I hesitate to use that word to describe such a wonderful piece of art, gives the reader through the previously described process from the incessant nagging of responsibility that comes with continued existence, is the greatest gift that anyone can give. And you give this gift freely to anyone with access and the will to seek such beauty in the vastness of the interconnected computer network known commonly as the internet. If I was wearing a hat and not currently typing, I would at this very moment be taking my hat off to you, though undoubtedly you would have not a clue that such an act was being done, but merely out of the pure existential glee with which you poetry has touched my very soul. Thank you.