You ready? Let's blow
Yeah, for those of you who are confused by what it's all about
It's like this y'all (c'mon)

Weird Al's ten percent weird, twenty percent skill
Fifty percent originals fa-rizzil
Five percent food songs, mostly televis
Most of the parodies online aren't even his

Yeah! He gets permission to parody
No matter how annoying the original may be
Where R. Kelly just stares at fats girls the whole day
As them seventh graders are bending over in the hallway
But I don't like to bother
Getting lots of approval
It's all about comedy and controversy
Nice songs are good- but offensive songs are better
That means when he puts it down, I'm picking it up! Let's go!

Who is Yankovich anyway?
He never really does much
"Yankovich" isnt hs last name, ""Weird" is not his first name
While pirating parodies from the internet
You assume that every parody is Weird Al Yankovic's
Even the ones that are acually sang by a dudette
Of course my parodies aren't as good as his are
But they're better than half the stuff on the radio
My lyrics is smart than ther's but that no saying much though
Anyone can write them with a smart kind of stupid

Ten percent hate, twenty percent not
Eighty percent beer
I'm only ten percent clear 'cause I'm always ill
I didn't even know that I knew what I was doing
It's a smart kind of stupid not Crystal method or just plain dumb
Dumb kind of stupid makes you write a poor verse
It's the smart kind used to make the stupidest verses
But if you're any kind of smart or a dumb kind of stupid
The smart kind of stupid will confuse you and seem dumb

It is ten percent dumb, twenty percent smart
Fifteen percent even stupider than Wal-Mart
Five percent awesome, fifty percent lame
And a hundred percent reason to figure out the name

They call me Mountain Dew guy
And I'm not sure why
I don't remember why I chose that name
So Baizle is my new nicknae
I'm a crazy nihilist idiot

It's so smart it seems dumb
The type of stupid that is smart and at the same time it's dumb
It is quite confusing, it's dark in the way it's light
It's lying truthfully and truthfully lying all right
It's so intelligant that it sounds pretty retarded
You have to be smart to make something dumb sound lot more stupid

Smart!- in the way I'm sounding stupider
I geuss making up stweird words
Don't make me sound like a recontuer
So brilliant now it's way off topic
Even more than it's so slick that it's so unslick
Or is it the other way around?

Same difference- Nobody really know how or why difference is same
'Cause it seems like smae is different
Just like gay marriage being between a man and a woman
It's like that one time that one thing happened at that one place
With some kind of space when that person who had a face
Did something 'cause down in the valley a scream was heard
When he got hit with a flying turd
Understanding it is scary
It is so scary that it doesn't
Really scare anyone

This is ten percent this, twenty percent that
Fifteen percent of that dress makes you look fat
Five percent crooked, fifty percent bent
And a hundred percent of less than a hundred percent