My friend Sean's an evil leprechaun
My friend Sean's an evil leprechaun
My friend Sean's an evil leprechaun
My friend Sean's an evil leprechaun

I have a friend who thinks that-- rainbows rule
Dances really shrewd and he's three foot Two
He has a green hat that he loves to tip
And his hair, its as red as Katy Perry's lips

You know, I'm I find it kinda weird how he smiles in glee
Every time he sees some gold, he grabs it and flees

My friend Sean's an evil leprechaun
Clovers he flaunts and he loves misfortune
Sean please don't kill me for I found the gold you keep
I knew that it was wrong but I just had to pocket one

My friend Sean's an evil leprechaun
My friend Sean's an evil leprechaun

Oh please, don't you remember I'm your best friend Sean?
He knocked me out; and put handcuffs on
He tortured me and asked me if I was scared
And then he said that he's gonna be my worst nightmare

he forced down lucky charms made from potpourri
and when he had run out that is when he said to me

Ex-friend Dave, I think your head I'll shave
My Gold I want, or you'll enter your grave
OK, Sean just please; its in the pants that are on me
He tore them off at once
and with a 'poof' that dude was gone

(Sean performing a traditional Irish dance)

That dude Sean's an evil leprechaun
His magic touch can kill anyone he wants
Why'd he go spare me? cause I was his one and only peep
but now that dude is gone
That dude Sean's a
(Leprechaun oh oh)
That dude Sean's a
(Leprechaun oh oh)
I'm a witness
(He didn't kill me, but at night I cannot sleep)
I knew a dude named Sean and he was a keen leprechaun