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Song Parodies -> "Drinking Habits"

Original Song Title:

"Stacy's Mom"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fountains of Wayne

Parody Song Title:

"Drinking Habits"

Parody Written by:

Major B

The Lyrics

Have you ever wanted you're mom to stop drinking. Well so did Stacy...
Stacy's Mom's been drinking all night long
Stacy's Mom's been drinking all night long
Stacy's Mom's been drinking all night long
Stacy's Mom's been drinking all night long

Stacy is mom sober, after school (that'd be cool)
Cause she was hung-over at the carpool (man what a fool)
Did you're mom get back as a wasted chick (bet she's tripped)
Was it beer... or does she like the wine by the sip (give her a bib)

Well, when it comes to light beer, she is nnot amused or pleased
Your mom throws up, now, there's no difference, see

Stacy's Mom's been drinking all night long
She had some shots, yeah she drank 'bout a ton
Stacy's mom will see, it's alright to hurl Pep-si
She says her stomach's strong, but I'm fed up with Stacy's mom

Stacy's Mom's been drinking all night long
Stacy's Mom's been drinking all night long

Stacy, do you remeber when she sang her song (at the bar)
Your mom came out, and was as drunk as dogs (now what god)
I could tell she liked it by how Stacy snared (Way she snared)
Anyway she said "Hey mom this stops now and here"(not over yet

And I know stacy's mom sang songs purposely
But Stacy told her mom to stop and now she drinks just tea

Stacy's mom has finally set a stop
Tea's all she wants, and she drinks it all night long
Sweetend or unsweet, that's just not the point for me
She's proven that I'm wrong and now I'm cool with Stacy's Mom

(Stacy's mom has mide her mind up)
She's mide her mind up now
(No alchohol, or grape juice on the wall)
Nothing
(No moonshine machine, no more beer and no hard drinks)

She's proven that I'm wrong and now I'm cool with Stacy's Mom
Stacy's Mom whooa
one second
Stacy's Mom whooa
Take a look and see Stacy and her mom's happy
She's proven that I'm wrong and now I'm cool with Stacy's Mom

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Jeff Reuben - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
This is written pretty well!
elizabeth - May 06, 2007 - Report this comment
that was absoloute crap.

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