My Best Friend's Mom
by Spade aka fightclubspartan

(my best friend's Mom has got it goin' on)

Verse 1:
Hey dude can I come over after school
(after school)
So I can watch your mom look good over by the pool
(by the pool)

Pre-chorus:
You know I'm not a little kid who thing girls are yucky
Since your dad's a cheater she could use a guy like me

Chorus:
Dude, your mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want
And I've known her for so long
(interrupts)

Michael: Yeah, for like a week!
Spade: Hey dude, who's singing? You, huh, are you singing?
Michael: *shakes head in disbelief*
Spade: Yeah, I didn't think so.

*song continues*

The other moms you see
They're just not the ones for me
I know it might be wrong but
Man, I think your mom is hot

(my best friend's mom has got it goin' on)

Verse 2:
Hey dude, do you remember when I mowed your lawn
(mowed your lawn)
And your mom came out and she climbed right on
(the mower that is)
Yeah, and I can tell by the way she stared
(the way she stared)
At my

Michael: What!

And said " Hey Spade, I really like your pu-

(song stops)

Michael: NOW WAIT A MINUTE!
Michael: Johnny, do you think my mom is hot?
Johnny: No, dude.
Michael: Dallas, do you think my mom is hot
Dallas: Nooo.
Michael: And Casey, do you think my mom is hot
Casey: Uh.....no.
Michael: See, Sam?
Spade: It's Spade
Michael: Whatever, you're the only one who thinks my mom is hot.
Johnny, Dallas, and Casey: Ohhhhhhh
Michael: What?
Johnny: We thought you said "not."
Michael: What?
Dallas: We thought you asked us if your mom was NOT hot.
Michael: So you guys think my mom is hot too.
Johnny: Sure
Dallas: Yeah
Casey: Pretty much
*pause*
Michael: *bleep* idiots
*leaves*

Spade: Well, that was a good start don't you think?
Johnny, Dallas, and Casey: Yeah.
Spade: So, we'll meet...oh let's say...next Friday?
Johnny, Dallas, and Casey: Sure.
Spade: Ok, so see-ya guys.
Johnny, Dallas, and Casey. See-ya.

*song ends*