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Song Parodies -> "To Build a Manger"
Original Song Title:
"To Kill a Stranger"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Fozzy
Parody Song Title:
"To Build a Manger"
Parody Written by:
Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor)
The Lyrics
Jesus sleeping in that cradle, and it came to my mind
And it's hard to sleep, when there's no bed for him to lie
And I keep on building until there's blood on my hands
The headboard is done but will it ever end
CHORUS
Who am I to build a manger
After giving birth to you
Who am I to build a manger
With all the wood I have gone through
Baby Jesus has inspired all the light in my life
And my thirst to kill him has grown stronger over time
And I keep on building till there's blood on my hands
The headboard is done but will it ever end
CHORUS
He's always urinating all over the floor
And he needs something better to get some more (sleep)
The headboard is done but will it ever end
CHORUS
And it's hard to sleep, when there's no bed for him to lie
And I keep on building until there's blood on my hands
The headboard is done but will it ever end
CHORUS
Who am I to build a manger
After giving birth to you
Who am I to build a manger
With all the wood I have gone through
Baby Jesus has inspired all the light in my life
And my thirst to kill him has grown stronger over time
And I keep on building till there's blood on my hands
The headboard is done but will it ever end
CHORUS
He's always urinating all over the floor
And he needs something better to get some more (sleep)
The headboard is done but will it ever end
CHORUS
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