(check check...it happens for real...baby bash, yo...Arcade J...Let's get this...)

Early in the evening, I come home work just lonely
A new TV show comes on after 5 p.m.'s Sportscenter
He's a big guy with the goatee, and can wear so many jerseys
Got a brain that's really bigger than research of ESPN
It's 6 o'clock in the evening, hours before sleep
Thinking 'bout this game show makes me weak
I'm feeling hopeless in my home
I don't know what to do, but i'm gon' Stump the Schwab, baby

(chorus)
The Schwab, I'll Stump the Schwab (It's Stump the Schwab)
It's something i'm doing (for this sports trivia)
The Schwab, I'll Stump the Schwab (It's Stump the Schwab)
If I can stump him, i'll take the money home

Now I know how this show learned me, i'll get many answers right
Just add in 2 more people and we'll have a big fight
In every single round, one will eliminate, $5000 bucks forever,
on a cold Monday Night, I don't care if he's got a plan,
'Cause nobody stumps the big Schwab quite like I can
It's 6 o'clock in the evening, hours before sleep,
thinking 'bout this game show makes me weak,
I'm feeling hopeless at home, I don't know what to do,
But i'm gon' Stump the Schwab, baby

(repeat chorus)

He knows everything hockey like that
He knows everything football like that
He knows everything baseball like that
It's Schwab i'm stumping

(baby bash)
Hold up, let me think, let me get trivia supreme
got 1 chance and got 1 dream
Put me on a research team
Hold up, wait a minute baby, got some basketball in it
ESPN is representing
$5000, i want to spend it
and that's what's up, I don't care if the fans scream
I'll teach that Schwab a lesson
2 minute drill was the king
Now it's the Schwab i'm stumping
'Cause my knowledge knows how I do, get smart or get screwed
All that money belings to you

(repeat chorus 2x)

The Schwab!