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Song Parodies -> "Wanted Poster"
Original Song Title:
"Roller Coaster"
Original Performer:
Freecreditreport.com
Parody Song Title:
"Wanted Poster"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
9th in the Freecreditreport.com series of parodies featuring my Lady GaGa theme. All Hail "Mother Monster"!!!!
In the patrol car, ‘cause I’m taking a ride
Got caught stealin’ GaGa merchandise and was identified
I was on a Wanted Poster
And as you imagine, this hurts my pride
Lost my mind with credit card insanity…
When GaGa’s merchandise went up
my credit went way down
When I asked for a credit extension
The bank thought I was a clown!!!
Its just not the same for everybody
'Cause I'm a “Little Monster”
My credit was maxed-out
So I robbed the store!!!
So, I threw my hands in the air
I was under arrest
Like a wannabe gangster
But I gotta protest…
I go gaga over GaGa evertime she sings her songs
I had to buy her merchandise cuz I’m a Freak Credit Whore Pawn
(Now I’m a con)!!!
GAGA!!!
Got caught stealin’ GaGa merchandise and was identified
I was on a Wanted Poster
And as you imagine, this hurts my pride
Lost my mind with credit card insanity…
When GaGa’s merchandise went up
my credit went way down
When I asked for a credit extension
The bank thought I was a clown!!!
Its just not the same for everybody
'Cause I'm a “Little Monster”
My credit was maxed-out
So I robbed the store!!!
So, I threw my hands in the air
I was under arrest
Like a wannabe gangster
But I gotta protest…
I go gaga over GaGa evertime she sings her songs
I had to buy her merchandise cuz I’m a Freak Credit Whore Pawn
(Now I’m a con)!!!
GAGA!!!
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Oh no! Now they might start calling you, Rob the Robber! ;-D But I won't! :-) Great Song Rob, It steals the show! 555! :-)
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