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Song Parodies -> "They Got Killed By Ransom"

Original Song Title:

"I Married My Dream Girl"

Original Performer:

Free Credit Report Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"They Got Killed By Ransom"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

http://money.aol.com/news/articles/_a/bbdp/5-somali-pirates-drown-with-ransom-share/300834?cid=12
Well, they got killed by ransom
They got killed by ransom
And they didn't receive the amount they want
So now instead of making like a bunch of bandits
They're drowning in the water away from the land
No they don't have a band
Not a respectable home
Just because their ship capsized on three million
If they've gone to free credit report dot com
They'd be a happy bandits in a fog and a lard
Irony, maybe they should watch that commercial.

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? - January 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Pretty neat Max Power. Next time do a Free Credit Report Commercial about Visa credit cards. And methinks you are becoming quite a decent author.
Andria - January 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job with the parody, Max, but it specifically says "no parodies of commercials" under the Parody Guidelines. Maybe Chucky made an exception for ones like the FreeCreditReport.com ads that you can literally not go anywhere to avoid. Nevertheless, 5s for you.

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