-> "Beverage: A Hymn"
Original Song Title:
"Hemorrhage"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Beverage: A Hymn"
The Lyrics
Beverages are there when you need them
Drink some water, many cups, or end up dead
What kind of drink would you like?
Well, if you have a little time
This here melody will give some ideas to play
So drink away, and here's to your health
Don't turn away if you are thirsty
Cup in hand, at the tap again
Be so thirsty
Served in cans, or small pans
Yo, I'm thirsty
A soda pop could be advantageous
Some milk, or coffee, or some frothy hot cocoa
A Sprite, with lemon-lime
Sangria, Pepsi's right
Some whiskey also fine
Guzzle and guzzle and guzzle it down, good bye!
So drink away, and here is to your health
So drink away, if you are thirsty
Coffee stands, in my plans, oh man
I'm so thirsty
Served in cans, or small pans
Yo, I'm thirsty
Now I wanted
Skim milk today
And not tap water, will not do
Allergic to fluoride!
I drink away, a six pack for myself
Let's drink away, my root beer's yummy!
In my hands, in my hands, the glass
Liquid drinking
Throat is parched, dry as sand
Now I'm drinking.
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