"Band Aid"
Ate a band aid again,
Said I would not understand,
But I know she's just a moron cuz,
She ate a band aid again,

Spilled the coffee, Stained the Chinese lace
Fell straight down on her face,
She walked into the door and said,
"I'm sorry I, had ate the band aid again."

And she swears that she's not wrong,
She keeps on skipping her favorite song,
She jumps up, then falls down,
Needs a band aid again,

I guess I just don't understand,
How she can have it on and say:
"I lost the band aid again."

And she swears she wasn't long,
She says her turn wasn't wrong,
She went left, and that was wrong,
Oh she lost a band aid again,

I guess I just don't understand,
How she left a note that said,
"I'm sorry, I'm going to Rite Aid again."