All around me are familiar vases
Worn out sages, warlock mages
Frightened girlies stored in diamond cages
Going nowhere, going nowhere

Soldiers are filling up the castle
No admission, no exception
Climb Mt. Death, I stumble down a wormhole
Go Bizarro, Go Bizarro

And I find that I’m a bunny
I find that I’m a hare
There’s demons, witches, giants and I’m dressed like a Care Bear
Am I in Donnie Darko? Am I even awake?
When you don’t have a Moon Pearl
It’s a very, very
Dark World
Dark World

Ganon waiting for his day of godhood
His rebirthday, Hyrule’s worst day
While I’m sealed away in a bunny hood
Tells his legion, “Rabbit Season”

Maybe I should join the postal service
“No, rescue me!”
Well, excuuuuuse me!
Magic mirror, is this how my quest ends?
“Look into me, look right through me.”

And I find that I’m a bunny
I find that I’m a hare
The demon wields a trident but I’m dressed like a Care Bear
Am I in Christmas Story? Am I even awake?
When you don’t have a Moon Pearl
It’s a very, very
Dark World
Dark World
A lagomorph’s world…
Dark world