-> "In Your Jeans"
Original Song Title:
"In Those Jeans"
Parody Song Title:
"In Your Jeans"
The Lyrics
[Chorus]
Kinda loose, don't fit right
(Too much room) There's too much room for me...
In your jeans
You ain't thick, how I like it
Too much...
There's too much room for me...
In your jeans
Jeans are saggy, showing disgust
Too much...
There's too much room for me...
In your jeans
Kinda loose, don't fit right
(Too much room) There's too much room for me...
Girl, I rode by, saw you over there
And I, couldn't stop myself from my despair (Gaping)
You wore them jeans
Why'd you wear those jeans
Girl, you, made this man wanna cry about lowriders
You ain't got junk, junk up in yor trunk
See here, you don't know how much you are hurting me
The way you wear your jeans is sloppy
Small girls, I ponder
And then I just have to wonder why you chose
To try and wear those jeans (No butt)
(Chorus)
You've got no butt
Thighs and hips are nil, see here
I can not imagine touching you (Touching you)
Here's what I know, baby, what i know is that
Disliking what I see, girl, you need more food
I wanna know, all I wanna know is what
What could have made you wear those jeans
'Cause their meant for someone with meat
Don't be ashamed, but you ain't got that bang
That I love, when thick girls wear those jeans
Levis, Prada, Baby Phat (Don't try them)
Loathe the way you wearin' that (Don't try them, yeah)
Calvin, Iceberg, Sergio
You should wear some generic clothes
Yeah yeah yeah
(Chorus)
I gotta have them be thick with them pants kinda tight
Girl, you damned those jeans
I like my booties nice and fat, your legs flow into your back
Girl, you damned those jeans
Anytime that I see you, turn my eyes, ain't got no meat
Girl, you damned those jeans
Got no meat, you're just bones
All I wanna know is why you tried to wear those jeans
You don't fit those(Please just stop!)
(Chorus 'til fade)
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