Clown was a real zero
Clown got somewhat near though
Deluded that he sat on Ron Reagan’s shoulders
But his gross Texas-size head was full of boulders
He should follow Rubio
Like thirsty Marco, from the Senate he oughta blow
Texas troll did appall
Now saying Adios!
Way beyond irascible
Was this ahole trollish one
Many people are now glad
He proved that the polls
In predictions were not bad
Forget Teddy, he’s gone
A wacky daddy’s spawn
People kicked him out because of his whining bark
Blew it when he though gnarly Carly would give him a spark
That premature move: truly asinine.
As the Donald might put it, they’re both the loser kind
Dude chose a c**t, to be blunt
Fired HP contingent wasn’t a fan
His kids hate him, and probably his wife
That’s what Trump with wife slatterns says
The GOP with trolls is rife
Now troll Ted’s a lonely one
But he gave it all he had
His “ideas” weren’t sold
Trump will screech now “Who’s your dad?”
So Ted’s run is over, done
How many are truly sad?
Forget Ted C., move on!