Playin' games again
I'm-a jumpin', Goomba stompin', havin' a good ti-ime
There's a lot of cool characters in these ga-a-ames
One of which I find quite overlooked, though
And that's a sha-ame
Mmmm-mmmm

I think it's not fair
She's not there
Kickin' that Bowser's bu-u-utt
No, she's stuck in spin-offs, playin' tennis and su-u-uch
And I think that su-ucks
Mmm

Her name's Princess Daisy-y-y
I like Princess Daisy-y-y
Want more Princess Daisy-y-y
Soon-ish, plea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ease

And though I've never played a game with her in my li-i-ife
I still fi-i-ind
That I like her desi-ign

Mmm-mm-mm
Hair is brown, face is cute
Oh sure Peach may be sweet, but she's been used too much
Ha ha ha, same old ro-o-ole
But Daisy's left out, that seems co-old

Please
Why not have Daisy-y-y?
Could be that maybe-e-e
Writers are lazy-y-y
Thus, I'm pee-ee-ee-ee-eeved

Surely it's not that hard
To retool Peach's model, the-e-en
You've got more characte-ers
To choose from, that can't be a bad thi-ing
Mm-mm-mmm-mm-mm
I just don't know the dizzle
Why Daisy's role's so little and why she's stu-uck
In those Mario Party games, bu-u-ut
I think I've rambled too mu-u-uch

Just put Princess Daisy-y-y
In the next game, plea-ea-ease
Who agrees with me-e-e?
Not just me-e-e-e-e-e