My child is mean, ya better see
He'll hit and nag with glee
I need to end this problem now it seems
He'll ball his hands in fists and throw
a punch; he's a brawling one
Rough play is his own philosi-phy

I'd like to watch him last a week
getting beatings, honestly
I don't think he would survive
Wish I could get the brains up to
just get a belt and beat him through
I see those undies as they fall, as they fall, fall

My child needs a twitch in the anus
I know our relation
is going hanous
His mommy says I'm they problem
if I give lashin'
maybe he'll stop then

Did ya know my kid is never good, I just wonder why
I need to own up to the things he does that aren't right
He needs to have compassion to those that gave birth to him
I mean, he needs a little discipline, we know just that
but 'mom' says not to beat the child, not even a whack
and he still gets away with every single thing

I think the choice is left to me
Whether to just let him be
I don't think that would suffice
I finally am just going to
Just take him to thr old bathroom
Don't think he'll understand it all, not to brawl

My child got a twitch in the anus
And now he's behavin'
no moe complainin'
It's funny, to watch the progress
No more last chance
It's finally stop, man!

Those pants fall, as the fall, as they fall

My child got a twitch in the anus
I know it's not painless
but he's not blameless
it's funny but such a shocker
how he is actin'
It's not a problem

My child got a twitch in the anus
No moe buttholes, he's nice and bold
He'll stay the same, yes

My child got a twitch in anus
Bye wild little kid at "Pay Less"
Lights out for the kid that's brainless