They will pay with cash money
Stay wrapped up like mummies
Despite that the main thing to do is play with
Them they'll keep it boxed up and just display 'em
With the one excuse they'll bring:

"Nerds don't buy toys, nerds buy action figures
Toys are not for nerds" and then they snicker

New term, still plastic
Not grantin' them action
To stay in one place just seems
You missed the point when you spent that green
They're left in the box cause you think it looks neat
Which would all work if you didn't demean
The fact I play with mine, geez

"Nerds don't buy toys, nerds buy action figures
Toys are not for nerds", your smirk gets bigger
How can nerds not buy toys? Lots of toys aimed at nerds
Seems nerds have a problem with toys, term is awkward
Nerds still buy toys, nerds then leave them sittin'
That blows

Hey, hey!

"Nerds don't buy toys, nerds buy action figures
Toys are not for nerds", how do you figure?
Other nerds love their toys, buy their toys from more nerds
Seen nerds at conventions for toy revelations
Nerds do buy toys, nerds are more forgivin'

Play with your toys, just because you're a nerd
Doesn't mean you're above real joy like a jerk
Open your toys, there's not that many nerds
Who will insult you like some bullyin' jerk
Play with your toys, be the fun kind of nerd
Don't keep them holed up, dusty, aged and preserved
Open your toys, don't be that kind of nerd
Gate-keepin' dork who makes the hobby the worst